Six questions, five outcomes, no data collected — this runs entirely in your browser and I never see a single answer. Be honest, it's more fun that way.
the questions
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1. It's 4am. What's actually happening?
- Wrapped in a blanket, third episode deep, half asleep
- One more game. Genuinely the last one this time
- Redoing my whole profile layout for no reason
- Reorganising my shelf of little guys
- Typing something I will regret by breakfast
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2. Pick a drink.
- Something warm with too much milk in it
- Whatever's cold, blue, and legally a stimulant
- Fizzy, radioactive-coloured, from a corner shop
- Bubble tea. Extra everything
- The glass of water from three days ago
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3. Your hair, right now.
- Down, soft, one clip if I'm feeling ambitious
- Shoved into a hood before the headset goes on
- Split dyed, teased, and a colour that doesn't occur in nature
- Two buns, ribbons, roughly nine clips
- I cut it myself at 2am and I stand by it
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4. Someone leaves something rude under your post.
- Delete, block, don't think about it again
- Screenshot it for the group chat, then mute
- Reply with a song lyric and let them work it out
- Kill them with a genuinely sweet response
- Pin it. It's my best comment now
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5. Pick a sound.
- Rain on a window and a lo-fi loop
- Mechanical keyboard, permanently
- A 2007 breakdown I still know every word of
- Something pitched up until it squeaks
- Breakcore. All of it. At once
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6. Perfect Friday night?
- Nobody talks to me and I watch something comforting
- Full lobby, voice chat, five hours gone instantly
- Getting ready for two hours to go out for one
- Craft supplies everywhere and a plushie audience
- No plan. Something will happen. It always does
the results
✿ Soft E-Girl
You're the cosy one. Oversized everything, warm light, one perfect playlist, and a strict policy of not being perceived before 2pm. People find you calming, which is funny, because your brain has forty tabs open at all times.
✜ Gamer E-Girl
Headset on, hood up, hair situation unresolved. You're competitive in a way you'd deny out loud, you have strong opinions about switches, and your sleep schedule is a rumour. The lobby got better when you joined it.
✕ Scene Revival
You were born in the wrong decade and you're fixing it personally. Colour that doesn't occur in nature, a layout you've rebuilt eleven times, and lyrics deployed as a weapon. Loud, specific, and completely unbothered.
♡ Kawaii Core
Pastel, plushies, ribbons, and an unreasonable number of small guys with names. You're the nicest person in any group chat and it's genuine — which is exactly why nobody sees the chaos coming when it arrives.
★ Certified Menace
No plan, no sleep, no regrets you'll admit to. You cut your own hair at 2am, you pin the mean comments, and everything interesting that's happened to your friend group was arguably your fault. Nobody would have it any other way.